Dr. Seuss Quotes

Trying to make order out of my life was like trying to pick up a jellyfish.

I don’t think its worth fighting for, and I don’t think we can get out. It’s the biggest damn mess.

Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.

I keep waiting for things to get back down to whelming, but they stay at overwhelming.

You're in a mess, and in excess.

I've created a chaotic life, and then I get on edge because of it.

This is madness with no end in sight.

Most of the world was mad. And the part that wasn't mad was angry. And the part that wasn't mad or angry was just stupid. I had no chance. I had no choice. Just hang on and wait for the end. It was hard work. It was the hardest work imaginable.

Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house... " - Shigure Sohma

O world, world when I was younger I thought there was some order governing you and your deeds. But now you seem to be a labyrinth of errors, a frightful desert, a den of wild beasts, a game in which men move in circles…a stony field, a meadow full of serpents, a flowering but barren orchard, a spring of cares, a river of tears, a sea of suffering, a vain hope.

Out of love for mankind, and out of despair at my embarrassing situation, seeing that I had accomplished nothing and was unable to make anything easier than it had already been made, and moved by a genuine interest in those who make everything easy, I conceived it as my task to create difficulties everywhere.

Life is just this way, broken, and I am crazy to hope for something else.

I'm obsessed with the mess that's America.

He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face.

It's like trying to train an ADD cat in a mouse factory.

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

One impossible day, of an impossible month, of an impossible year.

... the most insoluble problems are those which by their very nature can have no space within them for dreams.

Ain't no use jiving, ain't no use joking, everything is broken.

I'm just trying to get a window seat on the way to Hell.

Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

Way far back in the beginning of the world was the whirlwind warning that we could all be blown away like chips and cry- Men with tired eyes realize it now, and wait to deform and decay- with maybe they have the power of love yet in their hearts just the same, I just don't know what that word means anymore- All I want is an ice cream cone

A veil of insanity everywhere: Oh why I was born in this age? It is a terrible age.