Woody Harrelson Quotes

I like Ben Stein. I think he's funny, creative, and an insightful commentator on a host of issues.

Alan Carr - I love him.

I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan.

I'm an author whose strength is in gag-writing.

Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.

I have the humor of a 9-year-old boy, and sometimes I've had laughing fits on-air.

I am essentially an entertainer and a storyteller.

If you tried to sell Mike Birbiglia as a concept, no one would buy it.

I have always had a good rapport with Kapil Sharma.

My gift is to be funny.

There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I'm naturally inclined to want to be funny and make people laugh, and that's what I want to do with my life. I also want to do it on an intelligent level. I want to kill the clown but I also want to preserve the comedian.

If you've never seen me perform live, I'm a must-see. I'm very funny. I have a different perspective sometimes on a lot of what I do and the world itself, especially America.

I think there is a weird loneliness that comes with being a comedian. There is something definitely inside the personality of a person who wants to be a comedian, and (he or she) is looking to connect (to the audience) at all times.

Jason [Nash] is just someone that I've known socially and through his stand-up, seeing him do different comedy shows, and I just really like him. I think he's a funny guy and he has a unique perspective on being a dad and a husband.

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

I was never a hammy child. But I could make people laugh.

Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.

Russell Crowe likes to tell jokes, which I can't. I can't remember a joke to save my life. I don't have a brain for it.

Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know.