Dave Barry Quotes

Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America.

I love the States and their attitudes about entertainment.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most important thing though is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster.

The country will be on a straight whisky basis, and in these days of unrest, it is dangerous to have steady beer drinkers switch to whisky.

I like a nice, crisp pilsner or lager.

Because of ignorance, I wasn't a big fan of Marvel. I hadn't read the magazines. They were not as big in Europe as they are in the United States. They're more a part of modern American mythology. I know more about the original Thor than the Marvel Thor.

I'm not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it's a champagne, right? It's not my vibe.

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

My only experience with American things is through movies.

American democracy is the inalienable right to sit on your front porch, in your pyjamas, drinking a can of beer and shouting out 'Where else is this possible?' Which doesn't seem to me to be freedom, really.

Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!

I had consumed a lot of American culture, but I was not quite prepared for the reality of American poverty.

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

I love playing in America. I feel having been there a few times that I "get" America a lot more than I used to. It used to be so strange to me. It takes years to learn how to separate the actual, major, important differences from the superficial differences that aren't essential or crucial.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other.

I find American behaviour...odd

Mass entertainment in America has been dominated for a long time by the mode of documentary realism.

We got a Chinese Elvis painted by Norman Rockwell.

Japanese attitudes toward work seem to be critically different from American attitudes.

It is claimed that the United States gets the cleanest and purest tea in the market, and certainly it is too good to warrant the nervous apprehension which strains and dilutes it into nothingness. The English do not strain their tea in the fervid fashion we do. They like to see a few leaves dawdling about the cup. They like to know what they are drinking.