Jimmy Carr Quotes

I enjoy reality TV shows. Watching them, and appearing in them. There's a spontaniety involved in the unscripted shows that I like to be involved with.

I TiVo 'CSI,' 'CSI: Miami,' 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'Young and The Restless' - my husband hates that one - and that's pretty much it.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

I sleep five or six hours a night, then crash at the weekend. I'm learning to eat properly and exercise. I relax by watching silly sitcoms like 'Scrubs' and 'How I Met Your Mother.'

I like to do things where you do learn something and go on a journey, such as 'Strictly Come Dancing.'

Reality shows are a lot of fun, especially dance reality shows.

I just don't like reality TV.

I frankly don't watch TV shows that much.

It's quite amazing how obsessed everyone is by 'Strictly Come Dancing.' I don't watch it so I don't know anything about it.

There's nothing new. I think that's the weird thing for me. Over the last couple of months, the keep-fit shows, and then at the end of it you get to lose weight and one of you is going to win a million dollars - that's not real. In many ways, even 10 years ago that wouldn't have worked.

I turned down a lot of reality shows in the past, but MTV, back in the day, was just the coolest with Cribs to Pimp My Ride.

[when I'm not working I like to] listen to music, watch something really funny like South Park.

I rarely watch TV, and in the past two years, I've done three TV shows. It's quite interesting.

Television is for appearing on, not looking at.

We've been playing a lot with television. We have some shows set up and then some new shows that are about to be set up. That's gonna be kind of a fun thing for us as producers.

I'd rather be smart than a movie star.

I film so much and I'm working so much that when I do get even a Saturday or a Sunday off, I just literally watch movies or sleep or hang out with my close friends and relax.

I make appearances, but I really want to spend more time fishing. That is what I really enjoy doing with my spare time.

These days, everyone is a writer, producer and movie star. You post something on the web, get enough hits, and suddenly you have TV show.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

Who doesn't love Game of Thrones? Sons of Anarchy is funny and thug-ish. I love Shameless. I just sit with my hat tipped, waiting for something to happen, more than going out after the shows.

It is nice to be recognised for actually achieving something in life as opposed to spending seven weeks in a house on TV with a load of other muppets.

I have no idea what's going on in television because I really don't look at it.

I think that the dramas that you find in TV are actually a lot more interesting, typically, than what you find in cinema.

I'm a human just like any of the people that you adore, whether they're in TV shows or movies or they're writers or YouTubers. Their lives are not perfect.