Ogden Nash Quotes

The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.

I don't understand boys - just ask my husband.

"Great guys" can make great husbands.

You sleep with a man, that's your husband. So make sure before you lay down, you love him.

I am so in love with my family, and I am so in love with my husband.

My husband is a feminist!

For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife.

My husband is the love of my life.

My best and most trustworthy friend is my husband. I trust him more than I trust myself.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than £10 on a haircut.

I have a wonderful husband, sportswriter Peter Talbert.

The only thing that keeps me in Miami is my husband.

I'm a firecracker when it comes to my husband. I'm a stand by my man kind of girl.

I would not call Himmanshoo a good husband, but I would call him my best friend and a great companion. Personally, my mom and my family say that I am very lucky to have Himmanshoo as my partner. And I don't disagree at all. Marriage has been great!

My husband, Howard Stern, is very good at giving gifts.

You know what men are like when they want to get married, they want to get married.

I've never been married, but I'm imagining what it's like: Sometimes Jack snores, and I get to poke him.

Herb was a great husband.

My husband is a huge source of support and love.

My husband and I witnessed firsthand how love truly heals.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

I am not a wealthy woman. I wish to hell I was, but I never had a wealthy man.

Married men make the best husbands.

Your husband or your wife is the only person you can really choose to be your family and to have unconditional love with them.

Wife: a former sweetheart.