Brian P. Cleary Quotes


A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.


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Cleary, Brian P. (@brianpcleary). "A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot." Twitter, 2014.

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  • Born: October 1, 1959
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Author

Brian P. Cleary, is an American humorist, poet, United States patent holder, inventor and author. The bow-tie wearing children's author is best known for his books that explore grammar in humorous ways written for grade-school children. He is Senior Editor, Digital Content at AmericanGreetings.com where he has written digital greetings performed by Dolly Parton, Smokey Robinson, William Shatner and more.