Roy Blount Jr. Quotes

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

If you want a friend, buy a dog.

But thinks, admitted to that equal sky, His faithful dog shall bear him company.

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift.

Dogs are dogs, you sometimes think that they are not but they are. And they always are here there and everywhere.

At this young age I am already sold on the idea of the dog. One of God's absolutely greatest inventions and one that needs no more tinkering. The dog is the perfect beast, companion, friend, shoulder to lean on, and scapegoat when too many cookies are missing. And a dog won't hold that against you, either. I am at peace sitting in silence with a dog.

Mark what a generosity and courage (a dog) will put on when he finds himself maintained by a man, who to him is instead of a God

Dogs are fantasies that don't disappoint.

Dogs are quick to show their affection. They never pout, they never bear a grudge. They never run away from home when mistreated. They never complain about their food. They never gripe about the way the house is kept. They are chivalrous and courageous, ready to protect their mistress at the risk of their lives. They love children, and no matter how noisy and boisterous they are, the dog loves every minute of it. In fact, a dog is still competition for a husband. Perhaps if we husbands imitated a few of our dog's virtues, life with our family might be more amiable.

I know well enough that there have been dogs so loving that they have thrown themselves into the same grave with the dead bodies of their masters.

Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat.

In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.

Only my dogs will not betray me.

My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.

Dogs have a lot of love.

I just couldn't live without dogs.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.

My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.