Ogden Nash Quotes

I wish that person outside would stop coughing.

For some reason, every time I get a little bit under the weather, I've got zero patience.

I walked along Nevsky Avenue.Actually it was more torture, humiliation, and bilious irritation than a stroll.

When you hear extraneous noise, they are bored in some way, so it makes me upset. Even coughing, I find, is passive-aggressive, usually.

There is only one thing I want. I would like to be seriously ill, and to hear nothing more about him for at least a week. Why doesn't something happen to me? Why do I have to go through all this? If only I had never set eyes on him!

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.

I almost threw up the first time I set foot inside the University of California, San Francisco's Comprehensive Care Center and joined the stream of thin, slow-moving, low-voiced, gray-skinned people. I didn't want to be one of the pitied, the struck-down.

Feeling angry is a universal human phenomenon. It is as basic as feeling hungry, lonely, loving, or tired. The capacity to feel angry and to respond in some way to that feeling is in us from birth.

Sometimes I get so wrought up being brushed, poked and pinned all day.

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.

Cancer really stinks.

I get annoyed when Bieber breathes.

Certain things just rub me the wrong way.

I'd rather have my teeth drilled than listen to that awful song, 'Fly, Eagles Fly.'

Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

Grim sighed heavily. "I swear I'm getting a migraine." "My mom suffers from those a lot, too." "Being around you, I imagine she does.

We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.

Once a guy stood all day shaking bugs from his hair.

Fill all thy bones with aches.

It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves

Lord, help us to recognize you in the sick, poor and suffering.