ROBERT EVANS

There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy.

I learned at a very early age, the easiest thing in the world is to tell the truth, and then you don't have to remember what you said. It has nothing to do with morality, just remembering what you said.

Its not really about the movie business, it's about staying in the picture.

I never graduated high school; they had to change the Ivy League rules. During my tenure at Brown, I helped them become the number one Ivy League school.

I get a lot from all young people. I make movies for young people. If I made pictures for people my age, no one would see them. I hang with young people all the time.

When a parent shows up with an attitude of entitlement, understand that under it is a boatload of anxiety.

Buildings designed with careful attention to aesthetics arouse and enlighten their occupants and that promotes their good health.

In every place there are 100 people who can say no and only one person who can say yes. You have to get a good piece of material to the right person.

I didn't want to see George Hamilton playing me, I wanted the real thing.

Buildings designed exclusively on scientific principles will depress their occupants and constrain their creativity.

Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt.

There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and the truth.

Any man who thinks he knows the mind of a woman is a man who knows nothing.

I can pick up a screenplay and flip through the pages. If all I see is dialog, dialog, dialog, I won't even read it. I don't care how good the dialog is - it's a moving picture. It has to move all the time... It's not the stage. A movie audience doesn't have the patience to sit and learn a lesson. Their eyes need to be dazzled. The writer is the most important element in the entire film because if it ain't on the page it ain't going to be on the screen.

There are three sides to every story: my side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently.

Turning a negative into a positive is an expressway to success.

The impossible becomes possible when your back is against the wall

I believe rules are meant to be broken.

Antidepressants are the biggest fraud in the world. Number one, Prozac gives you a royal soft-on like you wouldn't believe, and number two you never know all the side effects. I look at the pharmaceutical companies as the drug barons, the psychopharmcologists as the mules and the patients as the victims. They're innocent because they think they're being cured.

Mother Dolores Hart's prose is a reflection of the inner beauty she has always possessed. A fascinating read... and read again!

The only way you can make a deal is if you're ready to blow it.

Neither instinct nor style ..can be bought or taught.

Once a mistake .... Twice ... A failure .

Let the wealth of remembrances past be the link of friendship treasured.

Memories shared serve each one differently.