RICHARD J. NEEDHAM

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population—ah, that's proof of pure political genius.

Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.

When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

Strong people make as many mistakes as weak people. Difference is that strong people admit their mistakes, laugh at them, learn from them. That is how they become strong.

The person who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.

You don't marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as the result of being.

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population—ah, that's proof of pure political genius.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.

People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.