One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them.
It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bumsteers.
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.
If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today.
