KENNETH JAY LANE

I'm not a designer, I'm an inventor.

I am myself a fabulous fake.

My mother, when I told her I was going into the jewelry business said, 'Kenneth, don't tell anyone.'

If they made films in Palm Beach, actors and actresses would be much better dressed.

Men always like to please women. Women like to please men, too - some women. Some are very good at it.

A caveman took a shell, and maybe it had a hole in it, or maybe he put a hole in it, and he put it on a piece of a tail of a donkey or a dinosaur or something and gave it to the cavewoman. She put it around her neck - the first jewel.

I'm not a designer, I'm an inventor.

My mother, when I told her I was going into the jewelry business said, 'Kenneth, don't tell anyone.'

A caveman took a shell, and maybe it had a hole in it, or maybe he put a hole in it, and he put it on a piece of a tail of a donkey or a dinosaur or something and gave it to the cavewoman. She put it around her neck - the first jewel.

I am myself a fabulous fake.

Men always like to please women. Women like to please men, too - some women. Some are very good at it.

If they made films in Palm Beach, actors and actresses would be much better dressed.