ELSA LANCHESTER

I don't like acting and I never have liked acting and I never wanted to be an actress.

Comedians on the stage are invariably suicidal when they get home.

She looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.

Keep each person separate in your heart. Don't have two sex patterns going at the same time. And don't ever join a conversation about something you know nothing about.

There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips.

There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips.

She looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.

Keep each person separate in your heart. Don't have two sex patterns going at the same time. And don't ever join a conversation about something you know nothing about.

Comedians on the stage are invariably suicidal when they get home.

I don't like acting and I never have liked acting and I never wanted to be an actress.