Zombie Defense Quotes

'The Night of the Living Dead' zombies, I think I might have a shot at surviving. If they're the fast ones, I may have well just give up.

Sometimes you just have to chop a zombie like a melon. What can I say?

The worst part about zombies raging unchecked is the slow paralysis that they induce in people who aren't quite zombies yet. The rest of us un-zombies turn our heads, hoping the ghouls will just go away.

Of all the weapons discussed in this book, nothing is more important than your primary firearm. Keep it cleaned, keep it oiled, keep it loaded, keep it close. With a cool head, steady hand, and plenty of ammunition, one human is more than a match for an army of zombies.

If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't be playing music, because that would attract zombies.

In 'Shaun of the Dead,' it's not Shaun's fault that there's a zombie apocalypse - he just has to get through the day.

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

Why are people always shooting zombies? Why not just chop their heads off? How can zombies get you if you have a good sword?

I really believe zombies are a threat to our national security.

I keep a little notebook of things that I can do to the zombies that might be silly and fun.