I was kind of a troublemaker, believe it or not.
I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zebra and I would flail my arms and kick up my legs.
You need to act your age and not your girl's age
I have a natural affinity with children and adults who can't accept adult responsibility.
Even in this world of course it is the stupidest children who are most childish and the stupidest grown-ups who are most grown-up.
I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.
The trash-talking, I think I would like to take that back. I really didn't want to get known as that, but that was just the way I was, the way I grew up back in Oakland, Calif., back on the playgrounds.
I was not very well-behaved. I remember I was a discipline problem. I was a typical American male at twenty years old, and I was causing trouble whenever I could.
Old men are children for the second time.
It is better not to sit on the grass after thirty when sprawling at all is difficult, let alone sprawling gracefully.
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.
[Kids] are just like annoying short people
I was a natural drama queen when I was younger. I was always doing impersonations and showing off.
You do some crazy things when you're young.
I think my dad is a lot cooler than other dads. He still acts like he's still 17.
Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.
I was never a playboy but I was an out and about boy.
As a West Side kid fooling around with boxing gloves, I had been, for some reason of temperament, more interested in dodging a blow than in striking one.
The habits of a young man are, like his coat, removable; the habits of an old man are like the drapery of a statue.
I'll probably be still playing a school girl when I'm 60.
I was such a tomboy when I was young. I hated girls' clothes.
I was a rowdy boy growing up.
Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.
The whole world is burdened with young fogies. Old men with ossified minds are easily dealt with. But men who look young, act young, and everlastingly harp on the fact they are young, but who nevertheless think and act with a degree of caution which would be excessive in their grandfathers, are the curses of the world.
I ate like a horse when I was younger, and not very sensibly, though no one ever believes that.
