Youth Decline Quotes

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable to do in bed is r-e-a-d.

So may'st thou live, till like ripe fruit thou drop Into thy mother's lap, or be with ease Gathered, not harshly plucked, for death mature: This is old age; but then thou must outlive Thy youth, thy strength, thy beauty, which will change To withered weak and grey.

Look at all our old men in pubs. Look at all our young people on drugs.

By the year 2020, the year of perfect vision, the old will outnumber the young.

Men peak at age nineteen and go downhill.

Our judgment ripens; our imagination decays. We cannot at once enjoy the flowers of the Spring of life and the fruits of its Autumn.

I just think the older I get, actually, the better I feel.

It is not becoming to lay to virtue the weariness of old age.