There is a wine called Easy Days and Mellow Nights, well-known on the outskirts of the Navajo reservation. It is an economical wine, fortified with the best of intentions, and I recommend it to every serious wino.
One client's wife managed to steam the labels off all of the several hundred bottles in her husband's prestigious wine collection, so the collection was worthless. The husband hosted 'What's that wine?' dinner parties.
A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for.
A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for, a daunting testimony to that peculiar nation's love of detail and organization.
If you like a wine that you drink, now with your phone, it's so easy. Just take a picture of the label. You learn about it. You learn where it comes from and what the soil is like and why you like it. And that'll lead you to another wine.
I never drink wine. There's only one wine I like, but I forget what it's called. It tastes like Sprite.
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.