I find weddings really boring. They give speeches, your aunt kisses you on the cheek, and you're at a boring table. But it's different when it's your own.
Weddings happen once. That's the point. They're a bluster of confetti and hope all wrapped up in sticky wedding cake and four-year-old girls in big dresses with massive bows.
Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring.
When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.
From the beginning, I knew I wanted a beach wedding so I'm thankful looking back that this is how everything turned out.
Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
I met Jason on a charity walk in 2001, and we got married on a friend's boat in Panama two years later. It was the perfect wedding for two people who'd already been married and who weren't teenagers.
The most terrifying thing in the world was having to give a speech at my girlfriend's wedding. I was physically shaking and sweating the entire time.
I actually have sang at a wedding before! My old hairdresser from New Jersey, I sang at her wedding.
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.
For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I'm not one of those pretty criers.
I've never been a bridesmaid.
One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.
I've only dealt with fabulous brides!
Being a bride for Gaultier was a very special moment for me.
Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.
The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding.
I actually love being a little older and doing this wedding thing. At 38, I know what I like and what I don't.
A Wedding In Haiti is a great experience and its unaffected prose is as true a portrait of complex Haiti as you will find.
I was only a bridesmaid for my sister, and it was very calm and small, so I didn't have any tragedy.
We got trapped in the limo during a thunderstorm on our way to the reception. The bride wanted to wait for the storm to pass before they went in. It was actually an awesome chance for the couple to have some quiet time together after their ceremony.
I was the official wedding photographer at one of my best friends' weddings. Fortunately she was one of the most easygoing brides ever, so she made it easy for me.
I really love weddings. You are surrounded by people who are strangers and then after you say 'I do' those strangers become family.
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
I got married and we had a relatively simple wedding and there were not a lot of thrills to it.
