Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water.
Jesus don't walk on water no more; his feet leak.
Why'd you have to say that there's always someone who can do it better than I can And don't you think that I know that walkin' on water won't make me a miracle man
In God's eyes, walking on water is no more miraculous than the ability of hemoglobin to bond with oxygen inside a red blood corpuscle.
There's high, and there's high, and to get really high - I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high-that's where I'm going.
Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.