Being spokesman for a generation is the worst job I ever had.
I think I'm a mousepad. I don't want to be a mousepad, but I'm a mousepad. I'm also a screen saver, thank you very much. It's weird.
I never wanted to become a coach.
I never wanted to be an actor.
I'm resigned to the fact that I'm gonna be the person in shows that people hate and dislike and root against. And I'm OK with it.
I was never meant to be this thing.
I don't want to be the Grinch.
I never wanted to be a pundit.
It's not a fun thing to be the person set up in opposition to the work everyone loves.
Sometimes it is tough and frustrating to sit on the bench.
Let's face it, when you're a striker and the coach is playing you at left-back you know your time is up.
I guess again I find myself playing the somewhat grumpy scientist. Strange how that happens.
