Unwanted Jokes Quotes

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

It upsets me where you do a take and people go 'that's so funny,' and you think 'I was being serious.'

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

A nightmare would be when somebody is trying to be funnier than everyone else. And you've got a group scene or two-person scene, and one person decides, 'I'm the funny in this,' and bulldozes everyone else, and they make sure they're the reason everyone loves the scene.

There's at least one person on every team that everyone likes to make fun of.

I think it would be impossible if you had a name like mine not to get a little flack for it.

I'm the fastest walker, and everyone makes fun of me for it.

It can be embarrassing being associated with a character like Finchy - people naturally assume you're just like him. Some people come up and tell me the most appalling sexist or racist joke they know because they see me as him.