Unwanted Consequence Quotes

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

When it rains, it pours - figuratively and literally.

We've got a rattlesnake by the tail, and the sooner we pound its damn head in the better.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

This is a sad, regrettable day that all of us wish could have been avoided.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease.

When you have a big, ugly problem, there's never going to be a neat, elegant solution that is totally painless or without a cost.

If there is one phrase or action that every person on the planet would like to erase from his or her memory or have the chance to undo, it would be, 'Let's do it again.'

I have always regarded divorce as essentially disagreeable, like castor oil, but necessary.

I was definitely done with 155, then when I heard they ended up banning IVs I was like, there's no way I can make 55.