The majority of my UFO diet consists of reports describing suspected encounters. This is not surprising, as there are thousands of sightings annually. The emailer has seen something unusual in the sky that he interprets as probable evidence of alien presence.
Lynch is an ordinary, smalltown guy and he just sees strange things in people.
If you see somebody running down the street naked every single day, you stop looking up.
If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day, You have to go places quite out of the way, You have to go places no others can get to. You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too.
What's weird is having your mother fly in on an aeroplane with your face on the side of it.
Hallucinatory - that's just the way everyday life is, in Colombia. All the time, you say to yourself, did I just see that?
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato.
I've had some weird experiences.
I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.
