There is nothing like watching a crazy video for the very first time.
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.
I was walking along somewhere in the Maldives and there were West Ham fans there. It's crazy.
One of the men attached to the prison was the occasion of great amusement on the part of the prisoners, as well as the spectators, by taking a large lump of ice to show these strangers from the tropics.
I am kind of a curiosity in England.
What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
The Arab awakening was like watching elephants fly: something you didn't expect, something you haven't seen before, "Wow, elephants fly."
It's not normal to go into a house and see a pond in the middle of the living room full of baby sharks. It's not normal to go to someone's garage and see a private plane.
One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
I'm aware of this bearded lady being something that is not really common.
Very near Auch, Lectoure, and Mirande, great fire will fall from the sky for three nights. A most stupendous and astonishing event will occur. Very soon afterwards, the earth will tremble.
I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
I was the only kid who anybody I knew has ever seen actually walk into a lamppost with his eyes wide open. Everybody assumed that there must be something going on inside, because there sure as hell wasn't anything going on the outside!
There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.
I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must have looked like this creature, this animal, sitting on the top of my head!
A thousand woodpeckers flew in through the window and settled themselves on Pinocchio's nose.
It is an attention-getter. I mean, it's hard to ignore a woman lugging a cello around.
As one does a bear riding a bicycle. One sees it so rarely. (Spoken by Volger, on Deryn)
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
That's bizarre to see, L.A., downtown, and to feel like you're the only person there.
I keep my perfume in the fridge. If someone sees me in the morning pushing aside the eggs to grab my perfume, it might look a little odd, but it's so refreshing to spray cold fragrance on your skin.
