Unusual Name Quotes

Poor Harper Seven Beckham, having to live with that name all her life. It's the Boy Named Sue syndrome; at the very least it will toughen her up.

My son's full real name is Duncan Zowie Haywood. As a toddler, he was called by his second name Zowie. But it was such an identifiable name during the Seventies that if I called him loudly in public places, everyone would turn to stare, so I started calling him Joey to take the pressure off.

No one can pronounce my name. My name is 'The Black Guy From 40-Year-Old Virgin'.

My nickname at school was Caveman. When I tell people my name is Kayvan, some insist on going 'Caveman?'

We passed a sign for Boring, Oregon. We never went there, but I was positively enchanted with the idea that there was a town called Boring. 'Gravity Falls' is partially from what I imagine Boring might be like. Or maybe the opposite of Boring, Oregon, would be 'Gravity Falls.'

I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.

People ask if my parents are hippies, but they're actually very conservative. A girl called Rebel sang at their wedding, and that's where my name came from.

I was called such names as a kid. Being the smallest boy in the class with a name like Caroll. I remember going home and saying to my mom, 'What were you thinking?'

Sometimes I introduce myself to people, and their reaction reminds me that it's insane that my name is Beanie.

My name is Ralphie. How many Ralphie's do you know? It's unique.

I'd like to see someone try to make Cush Jumbo up. It's my real name.

I like boysenberry. I have no idea what it is. And it sounds like poison - which is terrifying - but you can't hold a name against a flavor. If you did that, everyone would hate Crunchberries.

Bizarre as was the name she bore, Kim Ravenal always said she was thankful it had been no worse.

"Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"

I grew up a 'Ginger,' and I liked having a somewhat unique name.

My real name is Amethyst. It sounds like a stage name. My mom is kind of crazy.

I don't think of my life as a cliche, but I'm a cliche eccentric. Complete with a strange name - I mean, who's named Val? How many Vals do you know? I mean, really?

I think it would be impossible if you had a name like mine not to get a little flack for it.

Jalen is a universal name, and girls also are named Jalen.

At boarding school you had to wear your name across your chest and your back, and obviously I had a pretty funny name. It wasn't Brown or Smith or Hughes.

I don't know where my parents got my name. I'm sure they saw it in a movie, maybe.

No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.'

I sometimes wish I had a good 'one syllable, one syllable' name, like Brad Pitt.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

I secretly had this name 'Nancy and Beth' come into my mind, and I thought, 'Oh my God, that's such a funny, interesting, weird name for a band.'