I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn’t going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me.
Lynch is an ordinary, smalltown guy and he just sees strange things in people.
I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow.
You always end up getting involved in things because of, you know, the strange things your life brings you into contact with.
Oh yeah people recognize me, but the craziest thing? I mean I've had the normal autographs... but I had to sign a baby's carriage once. I thought that was weird, so yeah, I guess that's the craziest thing.
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
People are pretty normal in Scotland, I've had a few crazy fan experiences elsewhere.
You never know what to expect when you're in America, especially when I've been in L.A., where you walk out the door, and suddenly there's a monkey bicycling by in front of you. There are just so many weird things going on there, but it's fun.
Real life is crazier than fiction.
. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling.
It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
I'm quite a good reader of people; I like to meet people, and I can tell if they're lying or not, and I've certainly had interviews with people in this radio show I've done that swear they've seen things or have had bizarre experiences with creatures, and so I think they're telling the truth.
In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.
