Unusual Childhood Quotes

I was, like, forty at birth. When I wasn't even a year old, I spoke, I was potty trained, I walked and talked. That was it. Then I started school and drove everybody crazy because they realized I had popped out as an adult. I had adult questions and wanted adult answers.

Granted, my childhood wasn't conventional, but it was full of love.

I never knew a regular childhood, but I was always surrounded by love.

When I was three or four, only football was in my head. I went 10 years, and nothing changed - only football, football, football. The strange thing is, nobody played football in my family before.

I had a bit of a strange childhood, to be honest.

My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor.

I don't know if I was born weird. I think it's just that I was exposed to very strange things from a very early age by my brothers.

I don't really have childhood-type memories. I had to grow up very young.

I didn't have a normal background - I was completely demented from a very early age!

My house was very strange. I didn't do things other kids did because my parents were very strict - I stayed at home, quiet in my room.

As a child, I was never drawn toward depraved or extreme situations; I really wanted a normal little childhood. Unfortunately, that's just not what happened.

Am I going to be able to provide a real home for her, man? An education? A real life? What's her college application going to look like: 'Raised on Spooky Island by wizard with GED, please help'?

It wasn't until school that we realised that we were abnormal.

Nobody believes it, but I slept on a futon till I was 13.

I went to public schools in Bangor, Maine, and had as normal a childhood as you could imagine someone could, living in an enormous red house and being the son of a millionaire best-selling writer. I mean, I actually had a strangely normal childhood despite all that.

I grew up in a crazy, gypsy-like household of actors, dancers and loony Broadway people. It was their way of life, and I didn't know anything else.

From the time I was very young, I was a professional, making money and assuming responsibilities. I didn't live the life of a child. I was living the life of a 30-year-old.

I grew up in a funny way.

My upbringing as a child was very atypical.

As a child, I craved sophistication and culture. My parents didn't know what to make of me.

I had unusual parents. We'd been to Europe. We'd been in the theater. We were sort of like the Addams Family.

I had a nice childhood, even though I grew up in hotels.