Unusual Attraction Quotes

I have always had a strange relationship to Portland, Oregon. It's a great city. The people who live there love it openly and loudly, and it regularly appears on the lists of best American cities. But something has always felt weird to me about Portland. And not in the way Portlanders mean 'weird' in their slogan 'Keep Portland weird.'

This one fellow I met at the gym. I went out to dinner with him and he said, 'I've been watching you for a year and I never thought you'd go out with me!' Then he fainted at the dinner table. I didn't know what the hell to make of that.

For someone who doesn't even like love stories, I've played an awful lot of lovers.

I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.

I've had women who move to the towns I'm living in, just pack up and move there, never even met 'em before, 'cause they heard I lived there.

He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

The best mannered people make the most absurd lovers.

My choices in romantic partners have not been conventional, and therefore, the idea that it is 'other' makes it compelling.

I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.

Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for.