My first attempt at a kiss was in fifth grade, but it didn't go so well. Later, I used Boyz II Men and Jodeci songs to come on to girls. I had more success.
Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love.
I've been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don't seem to do it well.
I don't get the romances. I did try - a film called 'Roseanna's Grave' in the 1990s. I liked it. But the audience didn't come.
My forays into trying to date girls my own age from the school I went to were all pretty tortured.
I think I wasted a lot of my youth, falling for girls who were a couple of years older than me.
Women who have had no lovers, or having had one, two or three, have not found a husband, have perhaps rather had a miss than a loss, as men go.
It's so interesting how much a bad kiss can ruin a date.
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
