Unpredictable Climate Quotes

If you don't like Scottish weather, wait 30 minutes, and it is likely to change.

The English winter - ending in July to recommence in August

No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.

The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day.

California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.

London is completely unpredictable when it comes to weather. You'll start a scene, and it's a beautiful morning. You get there at 6 in the morning, set up, you start the scene, start shooting. Three hours later, it is pitch black and rainy.

Our [British] summers are often, though beautiful for verdure, so cold, that they are rather cold winters.

In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty, it was sixty, it was ninety, then it was twelve! And on the last day, there was thunder, lightning, and snow - together! And I hadn't done drugs.

Seasons just don't go easy all the way through.

The weather in England can really darken your spirits.

The Isle of Man managed to slip through a crack in the space-time continuum...fallen off the back of the history lorry to lie amnesiac in the road to progress...its main industry is money (laundering, pressing, altering and mending)...The weather’s foul, the food’s medieval, it’s covered in suicidal motorists and folk who believe in fairies

The reality is that my wife would be pretty upset if I went and bought a plot of land somewhere in Outer Mongolia or the Arctic Circle!

I don't know how you get dressed if you live in Wales, because it's pouring rain and then it's hot sunshine, and then it might hail. It's just so confusing.