Unpleasant Food Quotes

I grew up in the Fifties and Sixties and remember how unpleasant all kinds of food could be then.

When you're thinking, "Why do I have to eat Aunt Sue's casserole with potato chips crumbled on top again?" change that thought to "A couple of bites won't kill me."

The meal was pretentious - a kind of beetroot soup with greasy croutons; pork underdone with loud vulgar cabbage, potato croquettes, tinned peas in tiny jam-tart cases, watery gooseberry sauce; trifle made with a resinous wine, so jammy that all my teeth lit up at once.

My family traveled a lot. For a while we even lived in a trailer and traveled from campground to campground. If we got to eat at the Cheesecake Factory, it was the highlight of our whole year! But I don't miss having to share a bathroom with seven people or having powdered milk with my cereal. It was so nasty.

Technological innovation has done great damage ... to eating habits. Food is now available in such unpleasant forms that one frequently finds smoking between courses to be an aid to digestion.

I really dislike soup, especially pumpkin soup.

Angel: What's sauerkraut? Max: You don't want it. Trust me.

Nobody likes sweaty coleslaw.

Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"