Unkempt Hair Quotes

I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.

I once had this massacred afro in third grade. Parts were bigger than others. It was just terrible.

I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.

Sometimes you're just regular. Sometimes you wake up, and your breath stinks like everybody else, and you had a bad hair day.

I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude.

I'm definitely a hair down girl. I'm a fan of the natural, earthy look.

Men couldn't care less if your strands are perfectly styled and neat. In fact, he might like you more with some wildness or bedhead, since it shows you're carefree and relaxed.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

When I do my hair down, it just does not look good. It's just stringy, and it's like a hot mess.

My English teacher has no face. She has uncombed stringy hair that droops on her shoulders. The hair is black from her part to her ears and then neon orange to the frizzy ends. I can't decide if she had pissed off her hairdresser or is morphing into a monarch butterfly. I call her Hairwoman.

Your hair is all funky in the morning.

My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.

The funny thing about voice over is you can go in in sweatpants and have your hair all messed up, and no one will see you, and you can still deliver the same great product.

Flannel shirts, denim, Converse, a guitar, messy hair? That's literally me.

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'