Uniform Design Quotes

I wanna make uniforms for my high school basketball team through brand Yeezy.

When the game starts, you don't really look at uniforms.

Policemen and security guards wear hats with a peak that comes down low over their eyes. Apparently this is for psychological reasons. Eyebrows are very expressive and you appear a lot more authoritative if you keep them covered up. The advantage of this is that it makes a lot harder for cops to see anything more than six foot off the ground. Which is why painting rooftops and bridges is so easy.

Some people insist that hallowed professional teams should never change their nicknames.

Never root for a team whose uniforms have elastic stretch waistbands.

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

We don't want any candy stripes on our uniforms. These are work clothes.

What signifies Philosophy that does not apply to some Use? May we not learn from hence, that black Clothes are not so fit to wear in a hot Sunny Climate or Season, as white ones; because in such Cloaths the Body is more heated by the Sun when we walk abroad, and are at the same time heated by the Exercise, which double Heat is apt to bring on putrid dangerous Fevers? The Soldiers and Seamen, who must march and labour in the Sun, should in the East or West Indies have an Uniform of white?

The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.

If it was up to me, I'd have everybody's jersey different. Each player would have their separate one. I think the game should be a joy, I think the game should be colorful.

Uniforms are intended to make the wearer look as strong as possible. Soldiers could fight in leotards, but that's never going to happen because leotards aren't intimidating.

If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.