I thought it was her wicked stepmother who poisoned her...' '...Turned out the wicked stepmother had an alibi.' '...Seems she was off poisoning someone else at the time. Chance in a million, really. It was just bad luck.
No one is to blame. It is neither their fault nor ours. It is the misfortune of being born when a whole world is dying.
It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.
Why is it you always meet people when you look your worst?
Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
All the bad things that have ever happened to me have always happened in Rome.
I was fired by 'America's Next Top Model' on my birthday.
I go to the gym in a baseball cap, sweats and then run into a boy I like. It happens - so what?
I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.
Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I found myself in the extraordinarily embarrassing position of agreeing with Dan Quayle.
I always seemed to be in the right place at the wrong time.
It's funny: I've always wanted to grow my hair out, and I always seem to get a movie right before it's sort of the right length or right after, and it's never timed right.
I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins, and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.
