Unfortunate Birth Quotes

I was born with an evil face.

There's no denying it: I was a crappy baby who failed his way into this world, and I've been making the best of it ever since.

The bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

I had the misfortune of being born in a horrendous situation.

Life is ruthless, and its bestowal of fortune arbitrary and capricious. I'd been born to morons, and mine was a shabby life.

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.

I was born 'neath a clouded star.

The misfortune to be born when I was, where I was. That was a piece of bad luck.