Unfamiliar Cuisine Quotes

My parents always used to complain about my eating habits. I was different. I was wrong. Everything had to be plain or boiled. I was 14 before I ate pasta with tomato sauce. My dad would take me to the best restaurants, and all I would eat was rice with olive oil.

I tried one tiny piece of kangaroo, which I never thought I would try, and it was actually pretty good. I probably wouldn't eat it again, but it was still pretty good.

American food is not what I'm used to - everything is like three portions.

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

For me, some things, like, I just don't want to know what they are before I eat them. Like, if you're going to start feeding me, like, sexual organs of animals, or, like, a monkey's brain or something - I'll eat it. Just don't tell me what it is until after I've finished it.

Well, there are certain foods that I prefer not to eat because they're just such a jolt to the system.

If the first bite is with the eye and the second with the nose, some people will never take that third, actual bite if the food in question smells too fishy, fermented or cheesy.

I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested.

A number of anxious dwarfs trying to grill a whale.

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.