Underwhelming Experience Quotes

From minute one, I thought that after I called a game, I said 'Man, I thought I would enjoy calling a game a little more than I probably did.' I thought I would enjoy that part of it. I didn't have the fulfillment that I thought I probably would.

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

[On the premiere of a dull show:] I've seen more excitement at the opening of an umbrella.

I still felt we had some really good music on that record, but it's a shame that we couldn't make it better. And the tour was a total mess. We just had no life, no energy, and I felt we were going through the motions.

I was almost expecting the Olympics to be the biggest thing ever, but it wasn't. It was just another race.

I did surveillance a lot, which sounds exciting, but it never was.

I will try to disappoint you better than anyone ever has.

I think they've been baby bummers.

First paying gig, I got 20 bucks. I played at some really weird venue. I don't remember the venue; I just remember it was the last stop on the A train. It was, like, the Far Rockaways, Queens, and it was an audience of, like, three people.

Expectations were pretty low and they are meeting them.

I do a lot of things, and I'll get excited about them - maybe it'll be a song in a movie - and then it comes out, and you're like, 'Aww, that was cool, but it wasn't quite as big a deal as I thought it would be.'

Eli Manning is the one man I just don't want to see in the playoffs. He is a flatliner.

Well, of course, people are only human... But it really does not seem much for them to be.

I'm disappointed that success hasn't been a Himalayan feeling.

Becoming a Socialist right now would have just the same effect on anybody as drinking a bottle of near-beer.

We bought a sofa with the money I made from 'Thunderbirds,' and I've still got it, and we call it Thunderbird 1. That's literally all I got out of the job.

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester.

Starts out slow and then fizzles out altogether.

There are an awful lot of bands out there doing our old act. An awful lot of fake moustaches and underwhelming performances.

Forty minutes in front of Beck isn't really where it's at.

Mystery: Everything felt better before you got there than when you actually got there. When you actually got there, you didn't quite have the energy to be there.

I did go to one of the chocolate factories in the U.K. It was disappointing. Not at all magical! And I thought, 'What a dull place to work.'

I'm sorry, I guess my company leaves a lot to be desired.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.