If you wish the sympathy of broad masses then you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.
Books of quotations ... afford me one of the most undemanding but satisfying forms of reading pleasure.
We are far too easily pleased.
I'm not high maintenance.
I always kept my expectations in life very tame.
People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low.
I'm very low-maintenance.
I'm a cheap date.
