It would never occur to me not to look dreadful if that's the job description.
I'm so sick of straight men in boardshorts. It couldn't be more unattractive.
I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.
I have one of those faces that nobody likes.
I don't understand longer shorts. I don't think they look good on anyone.
I'm hardly the sexiest man in the world. I'm a bit of a geek.
I hate my hair! When clean, it is fuzzy, and when not clean, it is lank.
I hate tight, tight stuff showing every line. I want to be sick when people are in Lycra.
I've got that face. You know when you see someone on TV and go, 'I don't like him?' Some people have that face, and I've got it. I can't do anything about it.
A bad outfit can really get me down. If I'm wearing something really normal and boring, it's like torture.
