No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
I've never had my heart broken.
Heaven be thanked, we live in such an age when no man dies for love except upon the stage.
I wrote my first novel in eighth grade for a boy named Kenny on whom I had an unrequited crush and who sat behind me in social studies.
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.
I don't claim to have led a saintly life. There have been a lot of one-sided love stories in my life.
When I was sixteen, I was an absolutely romantic guy. I fell in love every week. I mean, I was in love with everybody, but unfortunately, nobody was in love with me.
Men don't fall in love with me - only young ones.
The boy I was crazy about was super into photography, so I weaseled my way into AP Photo to impress him and spend more time with him. He never liked me back, but I ended up spending most my senior year in the darkroom - it became a sort of safe haven for me.
When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it's pretty certain that she has his.
I'm kind of unlucky in love and I have, for some reason, always fallen for the straight guy.
Thinking back about throwing myself at certain gentlemen that had no interest in me, that'll bring a blush to my face if I think about it too often.
Prince and I were just friends. I think he would have been happy to have had a relationship.
I mean, Kelly might not have the same feelings for me, but I love Kelly Ripa and what she's done.
It's hard to put someone in the friend zone.
I think I wasted a lot of my youth, falling for girls who were a couple of years older than me.
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
I am always begging them to spare me this chasing after men.
Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.
I love seeing love. I had this one girl that I was really tryna go hard with, but it wasn't it.
I've often been the guy who doesn't get the girl.
My issue was I was always the friend and never the girl, so I always had crushes on guys, and they all wanted to date my friends.
I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I had a crush on. I bought her a box of Valentine's Day chocolate. And I put it in her cubby with a note that said something like, 'I am deeply in love with you, Your Secret Admirer.' And I didn't sign my name.
