Everyone assumes I practise all of my own laws but I don't. I think anybody who did would be a horrible ugly person to be around.
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
He looked exactly like a rat. Like the human being version of a rat. Like the villain in a Don Bluth movie.
Like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when a' was naked, he was, for all the world, like a forked radish, with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife.
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
