Travel Mistake Quotes

As, however, the port in reality lies in thirty-two degrees thirty-four minutes, according to the observations that have been made, they went much beyond it, thus making the voyage much longer than was necessary.

Sure, I've been on the Tube...I caught it to Eastbourne once.

Once I accidentally left my passport in Nice, France, when I was on my way to Prague. Upon arriving in Vienna, after taking an overnight, and being asked to present my travel documents and realizing I forgot them at the hotel, they kicked me off the train and sent me back!

If I could do it all over again, I would have never gone to Russia.

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

After about 30 minutes I puked all over my airplane. I said to my self, "Man, you made a big mistake."

I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.

It was my dream that screwed up, the stupid hearthside idea that it would be wonderful to follow one great red line across America instead of trying various roads and routes.