Travel Issue Quotes

On vacation in Indonesia, I ran out of skin-colored zinc, so I used green, and locals called me Hulk.

We're on our way to Greece, in the hands of a confused, foolish government. It's got to stop. It's got to stop.

Spending all my remaining money on a ticket to Florence was rendered needlessly complicated by the fact that none of the ticket-sellers had ever heard of the place. At last their supervisor showed up and set them straight by informing them that the city they had always referred to as 'Firenze' was in reality called Florence.

When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed.

I love Australia! I got a boot thrown at me there.

It really hurt my heart because 'WWE Fastlane' was in Cleveland, Ohio and I was on the road shows on Friday and Saturday, and then Cleveland was my hometown and we had 'Fastlane' there and I looked on my travel app and it said: Friday booked, Saturday booked and then Sunday not booked and I was like, you have got to be kidding me?

If I don't have cereal on the bus, I'm going to be really upset.

I got rounded up by the police in Quito as I didn't have my passport with me. I was in prison for a night, which was pretty frightening, made more so when one of my male companions started crying.

I carried $5000 when I went to Washington. I returned with barely $90 in our pockets.

It was a conversation that I didn't want to have with my parents to say mom and dad I missed my flight.

I got food poisoning in Venezuela, and it sucked!

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

I got hit in the face with quarters overseas.

How are the cabs in your city? In Manhattan, where I work, they are rather awful.

I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.

I had to get a second passport in a hurry.

I can't tell you how many times I've booked an air ticket only to get to the airport and find out they killed my ticket because it goes into the system, and the program tosses a ticket that says 'fake' on it. Twice I've gone to the counter for a KLM flight through Northwest and have been rejected.