Television Episode Quotes

I did a network show in the U.S. before, and I loved it, but you have eight days to shoot an episode, and it's just a ridiculous pace.

My SAG card was from doing 'Blue Bloods,' an episode called 'Justice Served.'

We'd become lazy with 'Top Gear,' doing six or seven shows a series.

My first ever-ever professional role was in a television show in England called 'Love Soup.' It starred Tamsin Greig. I just played a small role - I think officially my role was 'teenage boy' - it was one episode.

I don't call four hours a miniseries.

I wrote on the fourth season of 'Arrested Development.'

The kid in the episode [of Tales From The Darkside ] was played by Christian Slater! He was all of about 12 or so, but I've run into Christian many times since then, and he always does his line from Tales From The Darkside whenever he sees me.

I had a great start in television; the first thing I did was an episode of 'Performance' called 'The Entertainer' with Michael Gambon playing Archie Rice.

Unless you're a directing producer of a television show, for the most part, the director comes in one week to direct and episode, and then leaves. I'd much rather produce television and occasionally direct an episode of a show I'm producing, then just come in as an outside director.

I watch episodes of 'Rosanne' now where I don't even know what the ending's going to be.

I think your average fan probably just assumes that the same person directs every episode of their favorite series, week in and week out.

On Michael Moore TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.