Television Control Quotes

Do you know we are ruled by T.V.?

Historically, more media has been consumed sitting in front of the television than any other device. Controlling this screen has been the goal of major technology, consumer electronic, and telecommunications companies.

What is called Western Civilization is in an advanced state of decomposition, and another Dark Ages will soon be upon us, if, indeed, it has not already begun. With the Media, especially television, governing all our lives, as they indubitably do, it is easily imaginable that this might happen without our noticing...by accustoming us to the gradual deterioration of our values.

My parents were really strict about me not watching cartoons.

A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand, would be willing to have sex with the remote for the TV.

I think the great thing about a television set is that it can be turned on and off, and you don't have to watch it if you think it's going to be something that you're not going to like or learn from.

I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.

He who is created by television can be destroyed by television.

They say, 'TV is not a captive audience,' but it definitely is. You can easily switch off the bloody television.

I don't want to have to say, Honey, you know, could you turn off the sports channel because I'm not a big sports fan, and I don't love the television being on just for the sake of turning on. I'd like turning on for some thing specific.

I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.

Viewers can determine what they want to watch and what they don't want to watch.