I have one computer that my wife gave me. All I know how to do, and I do it every day, is play Spider Solitaire. And I don't have a cell phone.
I'm a total Luddite when it comes to gadgets and technology.
I still have my laptop but I haven't used it. I'm a paper man, not electronic.
Creative people are notoriously the slowest to adopt new technology.
I am not gadgety at all. It's not that I'm appalled by technology, but I've taken my time acquiring any of it.
I'm really rubbish with technology; I'm super backward! I think I got a mobile phone last out of all my friends. I really worried about people being able to get hold of me at any time - I really hated that idea.
There's a lot of phones; but I'm out of that field. They make me feel like a prisoner of war; there's not going to be any texting for me. The pre-paid phone is the frontier of my technological advance.
I'm not terribly technological. I'm awfully backward about iPads and BlackBerries and suchlike; I still have a great fondness for Teletext, and I clung onto my fax machine for as long as I could, but eventually you have to move with the times.
I'm a troglodyte. I think that's the word for it. Like an old school weird person who throws bricks at their computers.
I don't have a digital camera. I don't understand it - and I don't want to.
At the risk of being a fuddy-duddy I don't have a computer; I don't have e-mail; and I really don't need something in my house that I would be sitting in front of for hours.
A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.
