Tax Investigation Quotes

What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.

I've been under audit almost for 15 years.

When you're under audit, you don't give your papers. An audit is - I have been under audit for so many years. Every year, I get audited. For, I think, over 10 years, maybe even 12 years, I have been audited. And I think it's very fair. And I think I'm being singled out.

I've enjoyed much success. The IRS is always at my door, constantly.

Warren Buffett's company reportedly owes the IRS a billion dollars in back taxes. When he said he wasn't paying enough taxes, he wasn't kidding.

Is there a phrase in the English language more fraught with menace than a tax audit?

Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I’m sure they’re desperate for people who can cow others with a single growl. (Susan)

There are already current laws on the books and there are - and jurisdictions. The IRS can come in and do any kind of investigation of a person.