Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli
Want a sugar cube? [...] They're supposed to be for the horses, but who cares? They've got years to eat sugar, whereas you and I . . . well, if we see something sweet we better grab it quick. [...] You're absolutely terrifying me in that get-up. What happened to the pretty little-girl dresses?
Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.
You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.
I try not to eat cakes, but sugar screams my name.
There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.
There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.
I realize it has become too easy to find a diet to fit in with whatever you happen to feel like eating and that diets are not there to be picked and mixed but picked and stuck to, which is exactly what I shall begin to do once I've eaten this chocolate croissant.
I crave clean food, but do have an occasional chocolate bar or ice cream.
Anything which is sweet, I couldn't resist but would pick it up and eat.
Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour.
A baby's feet, like sea-shells pink Might tempt, should heaven see meet, An angel's lips to kiss, we think, A baby's feet.
I work out for a few hours extra, but I can't give cakes and chocolates a miss on Christmas.
When I ate vanilla frosting straight from the can, I could feel God standing right nest to me like a real best friend, watching, and smiling, and wishing he had a mouth.
The fly that prefers sweetness to a long life may drown in honey.
