Survey Results Quotes

I don't pay a lot of attention to polls.

I think we can spend too much time worrying about polls.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

A new survey out says 64 percent of Americans own a smartphone. Which is interesting because in a related survey, 100 percent of smart phones say they own an American.

In survey after survey, the Iraqi people say, 'We want to choose our leaders.'

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

There are so many things the people who take polls never get around to asking.

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

In one survey, respondents listed Princeton as one of the country’s top ten law schools. The problem? Princeton doesn’t have a law school

We don't base our opinions on the Gallup Poll.

A new survey shows that the American public is more conservative now than at any point since 1952. The bad news is that all the liberals that died since then are still voting.

A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand, would be willing to have sex with the remote for the TV.

I don't look at polls.

According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.

If you believe these polls, you're making a mistake.

According to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't.

In polling, truth is what people perceive.

A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be supporting President Obama. In a related story, if you support Governor Chris Christie from New Jersey, chances are you love IHOP.

I'm a believer in the polls, by the way. Rarely do you see a poll that's very far off.

You can't depend on polls.

As late as 2009, 90 per cent of Afghans reckoned Karzai's performance was excellent, good or fair.

A poll will give you the most popular answer but not the answer that optimizes the preference of a group.

The last thing you want to do is read the latest poll and then make policy.