supernatural defense Quotes

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.

You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

If a nation has not God that nation must fall, but if a nation has God then all the powers of evil, and all the armies, cannot shake its foundations; no, not even if the whole world is arrayed against it.

Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at wal-mart.

Angels never attack, as infernal spirits do. Angels only ward off and defend.

To be obsessed by God is to have an effective barricade against all the assaults of the enemy.